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Lightbulb Jokes

Jokes For Women
How many "friendzoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Space Puns
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
One Liners and Short Jokes
How many zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it, and one not to change it.
Golf Puns
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Music Puns
How many conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nobody knows because no-one ever watches the conductor.
Valentines Day Puns
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.