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Letting Jokes

Corona Virus Jokes
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Poop Puns
After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.
In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy doody.
Clever Jokes
A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
Couch Puns
My office chair broke. It’s letting me down.
Appliance Puns
The tea pot sounds so angry!
Nah, its just letting off some steam.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
One Liners and Short Jokes
A couple decades ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
My girlfriend and I agreed to try some roleplay in the sack, but right at the end she screamed out the wrong name!
That's the last time I'm ever letting her wear her Starbucks uniform in bed.
Monster Puns
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.