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Laser Jokes

Bomb Puns
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
Space Pick Up Lines
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Knife Puns
I decided to switch to a knife to preserve my ammo.
The guys at Laser Tag started freaking out though.
Anti Jokes
How is a laser beam similar to a goldfish? Neither one can whistle.
Eye Puns
My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted
It’s my 2020 vision
Jokes For Women
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All invented by women.