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Kangaroo Jokes

Koala Puns
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Birthday Jokes
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday.
Squirrel Puns
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.
Turtle Puns
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Dinosaur Puns
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Cat Puns
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
Giraffe Puns
What do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle-neck jumper.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.