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Issues Jokes

One Liners for Kids
Why doesn't iron form a good bond with other metals?
Because it has rust issues!
Hard Drive Puns
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
Fridge Puns
My friend has a cold storage device that will discuss philosophical issues. It's a deep freezer.
Toilet Paper Puns
Why do toilet paper rolls have trust issues?
They're always getting ripped off.
Crow Puns
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Corona Virus Jokes
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Cherry Puns
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Funny Break Up Lines
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.