Issue Jokes

Why don't people ever talk about the fear of roses? Because it's a thorny issue!
Having rumpled clothing is a pressing issue, but I am sure that I can iron out a solution.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
"Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read." – George Burns
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.