Interest Jokes

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” - Tim Allen
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Winston Churchill
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number ou get in a diamond"- Mae West