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Ignore Jokes

Spouse Puns
I didn't want to believe my husband was robbing golf courses...
But I couldn't ignore the red flags!
Funny Animal Quotes
“In order to maintain a well­-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.” —Peterborough Examiner, Canada
Mother Puns
Ignore your mother's bad joke, son...
It's a faux pa.
Jokes For Women
When will a guy ignore even the hottest girl? Right after he "comes" inside. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"Children aren’t happy without something to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for." – Ogden Nash
One Liners and Short Jokes
My love life is like a game of minesweeper.
I ignore a bunch of red flags and it always blows up in my face.