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Hottest Jokes

Baseball Puns
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
Space Pick Up Lines
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Spotify Pick Up Lines
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Jokes For Women
When will a guy ignore even the hottest girl? Right after he "comes" inside. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
Sun Pick Up Lines
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Weather Pick Up Lines
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Apology Pick Up Lines
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
Spine Puns
My skeleton girlfriend dumped me the other day. She had the hottest spine I have ever seen.
I just want her back.