Helps Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.