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Hay Jokes

Snake Puns
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
Garden Puns
Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isn’t that news a pollen?
Theater Puns
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"

The horse said "nay."

The pig squealed.
Cow Puns
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Utensils Puns
I got tired of fighting straw...
So I hit the hay.
Animal Pick Up Lines
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!