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Gravity Jokes

History Puns
When the teacher got frustrated because the students weren't paying attention to the class about Isaac Newton, he exclaimed, "Don't you understand the gravity of this situation?"
Sun Puns
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Space Puns
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Funny Limericks
There once was a fly on the wall,
I wonder why didn't it fall.
Because its feet stuck,
Or was it just luck,
Or does gravity miss things so small?
Physics Puns
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.