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Google Jokes

Pick Up Lines
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Corn Puns
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Password Puns
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Thanksgiving Jokes
What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Puns
I got an e-mail saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards”, and I thought...
“That’s just spam.”
Dad Jokes
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
"That's just spam."
Computer Jokes
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
Boat Puns
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
Planet Puns
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”