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Generation Jokes

Italy Puns
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Phone Puns
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
Fish Puns
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
Garden Puns
Over quarantine, I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Parenthood…it’s about guiding the next generation and forgiving the last.”

- Peter Krause.