Frost Jokes

Love at frost sight!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
“Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.”

- David Frost.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
When we met, it was love at frost sight.