Freedom Jokes

The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.
The freedom of press is no more.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.”

- Lloyd Alexander.
“On our 6 a.m. walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting Daddy’s freedom.” – Ryan Reynolds
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?