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Football team Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Anatoly, aged 6.
Unicorn Puns
Just because your football team calls itself the unicorns doesn’t mean they can play in the corn field.
Sports Puns
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
Bat Puns
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Tea Puns
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Corn Puns
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!