Evolution Jokes

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

- Milton Berle.
There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.