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Drives Jokes

Pig Puns
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
Soccer Puns
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly South.
But he came home again.
This proves that I can't win.
He says the F word two hundred times a day.
He offends everybody and drives them away.
Nobody will take this bird even though I offer to pay them.
I'm going out of my mind, it looks like I'm stuck with him.
I have the only parrot on Earth that's a sinner.
If he doesn't shut up, he's going to be my dinner.
Witch Puns
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Crocodile Puns
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Wifi Puns
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
Hard Drive Puns
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Lightning Puns
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
Cheese Puns
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.