Draft Jokes

Horse Puns

What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.

Bacon Puns

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.

The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Football Puns

[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.

Jokes For Women

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Spine Puns

Stay away from Gmail if you don't want to get shivers down your spine
There's clearly a draft in there.