Divide Jokes

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Halloween Math
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.