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Diamonds Jokes

Heart Puns
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
Arm Puns
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
Funny Health Quotes
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Baseball Puns
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.