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Deck Jokes

Bible Puns
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Birthday Puns
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
One Liners for Kids
Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
Puns
I honestly cannot deal with puns.
But I can with a deck of cards.
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck.
Koala Puns
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Baseball Pick Up Lines
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.