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Deck Jokes

Birthday Puns
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
Koala Puns
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Romantic Pick Up Lines
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Bible Puns
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Puns
I honestly cannot deal with puns.
But I can with a deck of cards.
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck.
One Liners for Kids
Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
Baseball Pick Up Lines
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.