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Decisions Jokes

Fire Puns
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
Marriage Puns
My dad always said, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
Jokes For Women
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.
Peach Puns
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Wine Puns
"I make pour decisions."