Conclusion Jokes

Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
After having learned the history of chess, I have come to the conclusion that all chess players have quite a checkered past.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Had to my dinner with just a knife and spoon last night...
It wasn't easy, but that's a fork-gone conclusion.