Collection Jokes

My son took his jar collection way too far
When I came home from work I thought the house was robbed because the door was ajar.
What the Poland man did, after adding German mugs to his collection?
He polished them.
They’ve started a collection to open a pool near me. I gave them a glass of water.
Did you get to hear his new collection of wolf puns? They are howl-arious, absolutely rib cracking.
My wife hates my collection of old snake skins.
So I have to keep them in the shed.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
A skillet-ton.
I’m sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'