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Collection Jokes

Gun Puns
I’m sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Utensils Puns
What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
A skillet-ton.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Puns
My wife hates my collection of old snake skins.
So I have to keep them in the shed.
Wolf Puns
Did you get to hear his new collection of wolf puns? They are howl-arious, absolutely rib cracking.
Spain Puns
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Oral Hygiene Puns
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
Tableware Puns
My son took his jar collection way too far
When I came home from work I thought the house was robbed because the door was ajar.
What the Poland man did, after adding German mugs to his collection?
He polished them.
They’ve started a collection to open a pool near me. I gave them a glass of water.
Toucan Puns
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'