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Claims Jokes

Jokes For Women
Why shouldn’t you trust a guy who claims he “wears the pants”?
He probably lies about other stuff too.
Hair Puns
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
Vegetable Puns
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Greece Puns
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Soap Puns
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
He's a lye-er.