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Changes Jokes

Jokes For Women
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It changes their DNA.
Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job? He still ends up with the same boss.
Birthday Jokes
I keep telling my wife I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
Electricity Puns
How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Marriage changes passion Suddenly you are in bed with a relative.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“I’d like to publicly thank my husband [Dax Shepard] for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…”—Kristen Bell
Birthday Puns
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
I keep telling my wife I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.”

- Maurice Johnston.
Quotes
Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.
Gilda Radner