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Cap Jokes

Tableware Puns
What do you call a cap to a jar that doesn't fit?
An invalid.
Brain Puns
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
Penguin Puns
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Mushroom Puns
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Soap Puns
I go through so much shampoo it's just ridiculous!
I don't know, maybe my head is bigger than most but it does say to use a cap full.
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Mountain Puns
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
Deodorant Puns
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!