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Calendar Jokes

Funny Work Quotes
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
Puns
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
With a calendar, your days are numbered.
One Liners for Kids
What the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has dates.
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered
Fire Puns
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
Toilet Paper Puns
Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.
Now those days are behind me.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
Utensils Puns
I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery keeps draining.