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Cakes Jokes

Cake Puns
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Birthday Puns
My girlfriend made me one of those sculpted 3D cakes for my birthday but wouldn't stop reminding me how it took her all day to decorate it..
..which is surprising since to me it looked like a piece of cake.
Birthday Jokes
My girlfriend made me one of those sculpted 3D cakes for my birthday but wouldn't stop reminding me how it took her all day to decorate it..
..which is surprising since to me it looked like a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
Monster Puns
What do vampires use when baking cakes?
Batter.
Snow Puns
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!