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Buried Jokes

Garden Quotes
"Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again."
- Henry Beard
Pot Puns
I decided to try growing pot...
So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all.
Anti Jokes
Why is the fireman buried on the top of the hill?
Because he is dead.
Plant Puns
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
Ancient Rome Puns
Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
Because X marks the spot
Computer Puns
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?