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Believed Jokes

Christmas Puns
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Monkey Puns
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
Unicorn Puns
Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans? He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.
Bed Puns
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
Corn Puns
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Puns
A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.
He immediately raises his eyes to the heavens and exclaims "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
Christian Quotes
Some things have to be believed to be seen. -- Ralph Hodgson