What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
My local restaurant recently lost out on an entire order of the best local beef. No one has herd what happened to it.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.