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Ban Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Central Park Zoo.
Heart Puns
My dad has the heart of a lion...
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Lion Puns
I have the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
Puns
Let me tell you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Rabbit Puns
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Tiger Puns
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Ancient Rome Puns
I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals.
Not on my watch.
Laundry Puns
The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.
The freedom of press is no more.
Band Puns
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.