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Account Jokes

One Liners for Kids
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
Phone Puns
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
Funny Money Quotes
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
One Liners and Short Jokes
I'm a student, and I play a game with myself every time I check my bank account.
It's called Meal or no Meal.
Food Quotes
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
Password Puns
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Funny Break Up Lines
Can we still share a netflix account?
Monkey Puns
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.