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Account Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
I'm a student, and I play a game with myself every time I check my bank account.
It's called Meal or no Meal.
Food Quotes
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
Monkey Puns
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
Funny Money Quotes
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
Phone Puns
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
Funny Break Up Lines
Can we still share a netflix account?
Password Puns
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
One Liners for Kids
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.