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Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
Funny Animal Quotes
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

- Ann Landers.
Nuts Puns
Why doesn’t the squirrel accept cash or credit at his store? Because it only accepts cash.
Grammar Puns
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
Wine Puns
"Will you accept this rosé?"
River Puns
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.