If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
That’s a-may-zing!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.