What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
That’s a-may-zing!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.