They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.