Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
That’s a-may-zing!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.