What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.