When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
That’s a-may-zing!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.