What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
That’s a-may-zing!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!