Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!