What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!