How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.