What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.