Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.