I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.