What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."