What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”