Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.