I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.