I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.