Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.