Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."