Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.