Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Mooning is very ASStrological
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.