What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda