The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
A space fish is usually called starfish.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.