What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.