Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.