Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.